This ain't no five second rule...

Do you follow expiration dates on the food in your cabinets and fridge?

Of course, are you nuts?

58%

If the smell doesn't knock me over, I'm cookin' it.

29%

Nah, those things are on there to get you to buy more.

13%

Vote

3/8/2010:

Some things we can live without…

What is the most irritating invention?

Karaoke machines

26%

24-hour sports channels

22%

Cell phones

22%

Alarm clocks

30%

3/4/2010:

In sickness and in health…

What’s the most important factor for a good marriage?

It’s a matter of trust.

65%

Time spent talking, laughing, and having fun.

25%

Has to be compatibility.

10%

Frequency of your love life. And quality, too!

0%

3/1/2010:

The only thing we have to fear is...

What is your greatest fear?

Being in a plane crash.

39%

Snake bites.

39%

A shark attack.

9%

IRS audit!

13%

2/25/2010:

Can't they just read our minds...

What's the one thing guys wish women knew about men?

Men are insecure.

24%

Men feel the burden of being the provider for their family.

19%

Men want their wives to know how much they love them.

57%

2/21/2010:

There there - now now - chin up...

What do jilted lovers do once they've stopped crying?

Immerse themselves in their work.

60%

Go online to check out new dating partners.

0%

Go on a vacation.

13%

Cut their former partner out of all their photographs.

27%

2/17/2010:

Surfin' USA...

Why do you get on the Internet?

Shopping.

0%

Plan a dream vacation.

0%

Catch up with my Facebook buds.

11%

To check e-mail.

89%

2/14/2010:

Maybe one day...

If there was one miracle pill you could take, what would you wish it could do?

Stop the aging process.

26%

Allow you to see in the future.

13%

Help you lose weight and get fit for good.

57%

Make you as smart as Einstein. Heck, even Ben Stein!

4%

2/10/2010:

Stop blushing you hopeless romantic...

How are you celebrating Valentine's Day?

Out to dinner.

41%

Ay home with a chick-flick.

41%

Sobbing uncontrollably by myself - Sorry, TMI.

18%

2/7/2010:

Oh no he di'nt...

When's the worst time to dump someone?

With an e-mail sent to work.

33%

Secondhand through a friend on your "anniversary."

33%

On Valentine's Day!

33%

2/4/2010:

You never saw it comin'...

What's the #1 indicator that he is about to dump you?

When he starts avoiding me.

100%

When we argue. Which seems to be over EVERYthing!

0%

When he starts working late. A lot.

0%